pirates aplenty

Who robbed me of one of my hotmail accounts and why is hotmail asking me a million questions about my account like I would know the answer? I am terrorized at the loss of all that pornish junk mail about Viagra and Russian women who reallllly love you already and are ripe for a marriage bed - any marriage bed. I can enlarge my penis to a massive extent but need to ignore it will be a three foot long shoestring. The fact I never had a penis withstanding. Would I like to see naked women with huge butts pointing at my face like twin beachballs or breasts the size of helicopters? Fat women want you! That Nigerian fellow has inheritance money for me despite the fact that my people haven't been black since humans first walked out of Africa and found the first air conditioning in the frozen north. As a woman I don't want to gawk at other women's private parts, need viagara, or find husbands for these hard eyed Russian women. Come to think of it do I really want this hotmail account back???  Hmmm.....