growing older gracefully tips

..........Well I've got nothing for this. The best revenge is not to grow old gracefully. I had a dream. A dream that can no longer be realized thanks to technology. For years I planned to spend my retirement as a "Screaming Mary" yelling abuse at total strangers and talking to myself very loudly. No quiet retirement for me. I was going to abuse people for fun and power. Thanks to the invention of the bluetooth headsets you can no longer tell if someone is talking to themselves, and off their meds, or they're having an actual conversation on their phones. Talk about grand plans gone wrong! Damn technological advances! What about my need to act out as a crazy woman?